Are Arsenal Going To Sue For Copyright?
This isn't really fair. I think Chicago and FC Dallas started up their rivalry far too early. Look what the Waldos have chosen as the reward with their inner-state rivals Houston Dynamo...
A FRIGGIN' CANNON!
When Milwaukee comes into the league, I want the Fire to play them for a pirate ship (hey it is the Lake Michigan derby) just to out-do those sillies in Texas!
What better way to publicize the match? Even footcer haters who are obsessed with the pirate trend would show up. We could be like Chivas and have a mascot player. Except instead of being a clown, it would be a guy in an eye patch.
Alright, that's taking it a little far but man I want a pirate ship to be up for grabs to be docked in whichever harbor belongs to the "Cup" holders.
For some reason Ethon Zohn, the professional footcer player who won a million dollars on one of the United States versions of Survivor, came up yesterday in World Cup discussion.
I think the rest of the world thinks the United States must be the most desperate country ever in picking World Cup squads if we'd take a person who never made it above the USL-PDL to a training camp.
I don't know Englishy types, do you all draw players to your World Cup side from the Conference?
But that's completely besides the point. The more interesting aspect is this little piece from his Wikipedia entry:
"Zohn is currently dating Survivor: Amazon winner Jenna Morasca. He previously dated Survivor: Pulau Tiga contestant Jenna Lewis, and Survivor: Australia contestant and Survivor: All-Stars winner Amber Brkich and Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt."
When did he actually find time to play footcer before he retired? Maybe that's why he alway played in crap leagues.
A FRIGGIN' CANNON!
When Milwaukee comes into the league, I want the Fire to play them for a pirate ship (hey it is the Lake Michigan derby) just to out-do those sillies in Texas!
What better way to publicize the match? Even footcer haters who are obsessed with the pirate trend would show up. We could be like Chivas and have a mascot player. Except instead of being a clown, it would be a guy in an eye patch.
Alright, that's taking it a little far but man I want a pirate ship to be up for grabs to be docked in whichever harbor belongs to the "Cup" holders.
For some reason Ethon Zohn, the professional footcer player who won a million dollars on one of the United States versions of Survivor, came up yesterday in World Cup discussion.
I think the rest of the world thinks the United States must be the most desperate country ever in picking World Cup squads if we'd take a person who never made it above the USL-PDL to a training camp.
I don't know Englishy types, do you all draw players to your World Cup side from the Conference?
But that's completely besides the point. The more interesting aspect is this little piece from his Wikipedia entry:
"Zohn is currently dating Survivor: Amazon winner Jenna Morasca. He previously dated Survivor: Pulau Tiga contestant Jenna Lewis, and Survivor: Australia contestant and Survivor: All-Stars winner Amber Brkich and Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt."
When did he actually find time to play footcer before he retired? Maybe that's why he alway played in crap leagues.
posted by incendiarymind at 1:20 PM
4 Comments:
That's friggin' cool. Does the winner get to fire that bad boy?
That's a good question of which I'm too afraid to ask a hoops fan to answer. They're mean to me. :)
That Wikipedia bio on Ethan Zohn is imprecise. True: Ethan Zohn is dating Jenna Morasca. However, Ethan never seriously dated Jenna Lewis, Amber Brkich and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Are you saying Wikipedia lies anonymous? Nothing on the interweb lies! :)
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